- I flush the toilet with a bucket.
- I bathe everyday in cold water.
- I am slowly being eaten alive by some unseen, unknown creature.
- I have been sick as a dog for the past 4 days in an attempt to adjust to the major food change.
- I fear the malaria medicine I am taking is giving me nightmares.
I am not looking for pity, by all means, just providing a reality check. Sometimes, there really is no place like home.